- No children or teachers were harmed during the belly laughter experienced after these jokes. We do not however take responsibility for any laughter related injuries.
- Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
- Why do bikes fall over? Because they are two tyred!
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
- Why did the phone need glasses? Because it lost all it’s contacts
- I can ‘tuna’ piano but I can’t tuna fish
- Why did the kid throw his clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly
- Why don’t they play football games in space? Because there’s no atmosphere
- What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? A tyrannosaurusREX
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