• No children or teachers were harmed during the belly laughter experienced after these jokes. We do not however take responsibility for any laughter related injuries.
  • Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
  • Why do bikes fall over? Because they are two tyred!
  • What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
  • Why did the phone need glasses? Because it lost all it’s contacts
  • I can ‘tuna’ piano but I can’t tuna fish
  • Why did the kid throw his clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly
  • Why don’t they play football games in space? Because there’s no atmosphere
  • What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? A tyrannosaurusREX

Year 6 Curriculum Letters