Boothville Primary School - Funny is Power

No children or teachers were harmed during the belly laughter experienced after these jokes. We do not however take responsibility for any laughter related injuries.
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
Why do bikes fall over? Because they are two tyred!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Why did the phone need glasses? Because it lost all it’s contacts
I can ‘tuna’ piano but I can’t tuna fish
Why did the kid throw his clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly
Why don’t they play football games in space? Because there’s no atmosphere
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? A tyrannosaurusREX